Not Always Right

As a follow up to last class's discussion, I've provided the link to the stupid customer quotes site I mentioned.

Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

But first, here are a couple of amusing examples:

(At a fast food counter, a girl orders a cheeseburger and fries.)
Me: “All right, you want that for here or to go?”
(There is a long pause as she very loudly ‘hmms’ and ‘haws’ about this question, until finally:)
Customer: “…sweatshirts.”

(At a movie theatre concession stand)
Customer: “So you’re sure you don’t have any small hot dogs?”
Employee: “Yes."
Customer: (Points to hot dog grill further down the counter) “Well what about those ones over there then??”
Employee: “No, they’re just further away.”